Gym Membership-Stretch the Budget for
Fitness
Use gym membership to battle the financial
downturn.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/outdoors/4931912/Gym-membership-stretch-the-budget-for-fitness.html
By Tarquin
Cooper
Pressing times: Tarquin Cooper uses gym membership to stave off the
recession Photo: MARTIN POPE
Gym membership is often the first
thing to go when times are hard. Who needs the outlay? As it turns out, I do, for one. I thought I kept in
good shape by just running, until I had a training session at my local club.
I should explain that my local club
isn't your average health centre. It happens to be the newly refurbished health club of the Chelsea Football
Club.
Chelsea is the only top team to have its own, separate club for the public. The players may train in private in
Surrey but this is where the WAGs come to get into shape.
So it is in the slender shadow of
Carly Zucker (the fiancee of midfield player Joe Cole), on a nearby treadmill, that I go to be stretched,
pulled and pushed via an assortment of contraptions that I hadn't previously known existed. Alarm bells
instantly ring when the club's fitness manager Darren Garrett tells me he puts Abramovich's bodyguards
through their paces.
We start with a gentle warm up on
the club's unique outdoor running track. This is on a balcony and gives amazing views across Brompton
Cemetery. But I'm soon brought down to earth as I turn the corner to find Garrett waiting with a Dyna Band.
This is a kind of giant elastic band which he loops around me.
"This is one I do with the
players," he says. "When I say 'go', I want you to run as fast as you can. I'm going to try and stop you."
I put my head down and, with the
Dyna Band around my stomach and Garrett digging his heels in behind me, launch myself forward. My legs move
but I don't, until suddenly I get some traction and start dragging Garrett behind me.
Once is tough, twice is painful. By
the fifth sprint I'm gasping and hoping the Swiss ball will offer some salvation. It does not. I struggle
with a series of yogic contortions until I end up flat on my face.
The exercises are designed to work
the abdominal muscles and strengthen core stability (the current buzz word of every personal trainer). The
muscles down the front hold everything in place, apparently, and ar essential for balance and posture. But
Garrett confesses he has an ulterior motive.
"I'm discovering your weaknesses,"
he says. "Then we can work on them." So far he's doing a pretty good job.
I perk up when he asks if I can do
a pull up, until he produces that wretched ball again. I have to do the pull up with the ball resting between
my chest and the wall to prevent swinging, which would make the move easier. After three attempts, I'm
cursing. Why couldn't the Swiss stick to cuckoo clocks and chocolate?
But at least they didn't design the
Kinesis machine. "It's Greek for movement," explains Garrett. "It's about functional fitness, about how your
body is meant to work out."
Unlike traditional weight machines,
that confine the muscles to a specific movement out and back, the Kinesis is freestyle. Other muscles are
required to hold it all in place – to be precise, those now very sore core-stability muscles again. I am told
to balance on one leg on a wobbly semicircular ball and perform a chest press. I half expect to be asked next
to bark like a seal. But it's all for a good cause. The gym is the only place where I have a chance of
getting my sloping shoulders, rounded from too many hours crouched in front of a computer, back to square
again.
Finally, Garrett puts me in a
posterior stretch machine, which is a cross between a torturer's rack and a birthing chair. My leg is raised
until my hamstring feels like it's going to snap and then locked in place until the egg-timer rings a minute
later. It is torture but, if I want to improve my running, this is where I need to spend some time. As
Garrett says: "You're only as good as your weakest muscles."
FIT LIST
Other gyms that offer similar
facilities include:
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One Spa, Edinburgh (0131 221 7777; www.onespa.com). Membership from £68 a
month.
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Virgin Active has clubs all across the country (0845 130 4747; www.virginactive.co.uk). Virgin Active
Croydon offers full membership at £49.99 a month.
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LivingWell, part of Hilton Hotels, has 47 clubs around the country. Off-peak membership at
Cardiff costs £34 a month. More details at www.livingwell.com.
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Total Fitness has 24 clubs around the north of England and Wales (www.totalfitness.co.uk). Monthly off peak
membership costs £29.50.
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LA Fitness has teamed with Tesco to offer a membership where Clubcard vouchers can be used to
get 75 per cent off membership. See www.lafitness.co.uk; call 0844 770 7700; also, www.tesco.com
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